Ugh.
"2+2 is...Uh...What is it again?"
--Archie answering a math question
Early Life[]
Archie Andrews was born on August 15th,1995 in Clayton Hospital. When his parents got home the accidentaly dropped him on his head...and on that day an unholy creation was created. Archie was always a "special" child. He always brought home F's and caused trouble. One day he wanted a candy bar...but he didn't have a dollar. He stole it. This lead to more stealing, making him a small time crook when he was a teenager.
Teen Years[]
Archie's parents moved to New York City with him. There he continued his stealing...until Spiderman shown up to stop him from doing bad things he now is Spiderman,s son named Spiderman jr